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PostSubject: The Religion of Hippoism.   Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:40 pm

Okay, so. This is basically the most amazing religion evurz u gaiz.

It all goes like this;
7 colours of the rainbow, when put together, mixed, lightened or darkened, make all that we are.

Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Purple.

In the religion of Hippoism, we worship the 6 Holy, Holy Hippos. Each Holy, Holy Hippo is one individual colour of a rainbow. Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple.

What happened to Indigo, you ask?

Weeeeell since nobody ever really paints Indigo when they draw a Rainbow, the Indigo Hippo is lost and forgotten; dark and evil and therefor serves as the Devil, Devil Hippo.

The presence of all the Holy, Holy Hippos in one makes up the colour Black, and the absence of all the Holy, Holy Hippos makes up the colour White. So Emo kids are very well accepted in our society.

Indigo and White are the evil colours, while Rainbow and Black are the holy colours.

On every July 30th, you should pig out as much as you want, and it's the day you're free to eat all the food you want and are able to break any stupid diet and never feel guilty about it all. Skinny kids? Eat some cake, yo.

Hell consists of endlessly playing Tennis at 10:48 am at 107 Degrees Fahrenheit, in which each corner has a giant Indigo Hippo that is trying to eat you. If you're eaten, you will slowly regenerate and the stomach of that Hippo proves to be that exact same scenario; it never, ever ends.

Heaven consists of everything you ever wanted. Ever. Regardless of what it is.

How we judge someone if they go to Hell or Heaven? You'll figure that out when you die, and that gives you the liberty of living your life how you wanna live it. We aren't gonna put rules you should live by.

All 6 Holy, Holy Hippos sit in a Triangular table up in a cotton candy cloud and are happily eating random white balls that pop out of the center of that table.

The Indigo Hippo is starving and, there for, wants to eat you when you die.

The Pope is a Raccoon
The Bishop is a Salamander
The Disciple is Gazelle



that is all. SO WHO WANTS TO CONVERT WITH ME EH? EH?


EH?

i'm so cool, yo.
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PostSubject: Re: The Religion of Hippoism.   Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:31 pm

Can I have some of that?


Cuz you on some crazy shit, yo.
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PostSubject: Re: The Religion of Hippoism.   Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:02 pm

Yo dog. When you're outside in 107 degree heat in the blazing sun playing tennis in Physical Education...


shit's going down.
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PostSubject: Re: The Religion of Hippoism.   Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:29 pm

THATS REALLY BADASS
And if i didn't already love my religion, i would convert, yo.
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PostSubject: Re: The Religion of Hippoism.   Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:33 pm

Alright, I'm converting to this, this is the most badass religion ever. Anymore holidays I need to know about?
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