Yo, what's up?

Hey, I'm Alpha The Beta. I'd really prefer you called me Alpha. I'm a philosophical guy, but kind of crass and unruly. I'm not stuffy, really, I like to have fun like the rest of you guys. I like to write (which I'm pretty talented at), draw (which I am pretty horrible at), and, I dunno, stuff. I like to do stuff. Sounds good.

I don't know what else to say. I am kind of angsty sometimes and I have multiple personality disorder (they all have their own names, which is probably pretty creepy in some peoples' eyes), so watch out for that. If there's anything else you want to know, just ask.