A little known fact is that every day, many victims are abused. They are shaved, thrown, bitten, shrunk, and even broken in half. And yet they have the immortality to live through all this horrible pain.
I am, of course, talking about abused pencils.
These poor writing utensils devote their lives to help you write your papers, draw, graph, and many other things we'd have to do with an un-erasable utensil like pens and markers. But people still insist that they must torture these poor sticks, and many end up being tossed away, never to have a loving home again.
Now, with my new group, the Abused Pencils Foundation(APF), we can stop this and give pencils what they need and deserve for doing their job. Currently we are hoping to reach a goal of infinite dollars, and with your donation of one million cents, we can make this happen.
Thank you.